Band profile
Fly Asshole
Two ex-session players who got bored of being polite. Fly Asshole makes filthy, horn-laced house music built for warehouse floors and rooftop sunrises — bass you feel in your sternum, hooks you hum in the rideshare home. They put their entire books online because they think every band should. This is the shape of what a working underground act earns — simulated books, real math.
- Avg monthly streams
- 199K
- Shows played
- 40
- Catalog
- 5 tracks
- 3-yr gross
- $124K
The books
Where the money actually comes from
Every income lane, every month, 2026–2028. Cash basis — a dollar shows up the month it lands in the bank.
Totals computed from exact cents, then rounded — may differ from summing rounded cells by a dollar or two.
Expense breakdown
Business expenses only — the band's personal spending never touches these books.
Tax returns
Schedule C, in public
Simulated federal Schedule C summaries — the same math a real filing uses, on fictional dollars.
Open books
Take the raw files
The same artifacts the accountant would get — spreadsheets, royalty map, filings.